They are referred to as homo slackass-erectus created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.
I was sent the above in an email and thought it funny. I don't know why anyone in their right mind would wear their pants around their knees with their underwear showing.
I met a missionary this morning that lives in the Ukraine and serves mainly the orphans there. He will be our guest speaker at our men's breakfast on Saturday, February 16th. I hope the men enjoy meeting and hearing him as much as I did.
We ordered new windows for the front of our house this afternoon as well as new gutters for the front. We couldn't afford to get all the windows in the house done at the same time but we will get the same price next year for the second batch and the following year for the rest. Will be a great improvement for the house and will help keep the heating and cooling bills down.
Our dog Cody got out the front this afternoon and found a skunk. It was still alive and Cody was tossing it around. Fortunately he didn't get sprayed. I brought him in the house and immediately put him out the back in the fenced yard. I went back out the front an hour later to see the skunk but it was gone. I didn't look forward to having to get rid of it.
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